
From Google Maps reviews.
Tortoise and Hare exceeded my expectations from start to finish. The wings were crisp and well seasoned, the buffalo chicken nachos tasted fresh with house made tortillas, and the French onion soup dumplings were a standout. The skirt steak tacos were tender and flavorful, and the Bronx burger was cooked perfectly with a clean, buttery finish. The cocktails were balanced and genuinely well crafted. Service from Veronica and Stuart was attentive and warm, and the overall atmosphere made the exper
Everything a neighborhood spot should be. Warm, welcoming, consistent, and utterly charming. Owner operated with such precise attention to the details and the experience. Anthony and his team are all about the "yes." I love a quick pint or an extended celebration here. The always bring out their best!
Favorite place in the Bronx hands down. The bartender, Ava, is not only the best with service and drink expertise, but one of the most energetic and charismatic bartenders I’ve ever met. She is the bestest! Anthony, the owner, is so splendid and I’ve never seen him without a smile on his face. Love it here! Such sweet and caring staff, good food, good vibes!
From the Mar 10, 2026 health inspection. Lower-priority items are listed after the serious ones.

Contaminated food was kept instead of being thrown out.

Damaged canned food wasn't set aside and marked 'do not use'.