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Cocktail Bar

Crif Dogs / Please Don't Tell

Patrons who enter through a phone booth in Crif Dogs next door sip novel cocktails in a dark space.

Closed · Opens 5 PM
113 Saint Marks Place, Manhattan 10009
Dine-In · Takeout · Delivery
Pending
Inspected Mar 26, 2026
What to order: Benton’s Old‑Fashioned · Chang Dog
Heads up:long waits for reservations
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What people say

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Safety notes

From the Mar 26, 2026 health inspection. Lower-priority items are listed after the serious ones.

Safety notes:3
  • CriticalNo food safety certificate

    No one on shift holds the required food-safety certificate.

  • CriticalContaminated food

    Contaminated food was kept instead of being thrown out.

  • MinorToilet not maintained

    The restroom was missing basics like toilet paper, a bin, or a self-closing door.

Hours

Monday
5 PM - 2 AM
Tuesday
5 PM - 2 AM
Wednesday
5 PM - 2 AM
Thursday
4 PM - 2 AM
Friday
4 PM - 2 AM
Saturday
4 PM - 2 AM
Sunday
4 PM - 2 AM